Today…. I ate pizza with a fork. I had a lizard in my bathtub. I kicked a cell phone and bled. I watched as a customer simultaneously demanded that we pay for her ruined 250 dollar scarves and that we sew elastic into her stretched out underpants. I said, “Oh, look at that cute baby. … Continue reading →

I went to Louisiana this weekend for a Wills family reunion. We took Josh’s year-and-a-half old niece, Alyssa, without her mom. Therefore, I was the surrogate mom. It was fun to meet everyone there but it was poorly organized. We waited around for about six hours and then we would go do one thing and … Continue reading →

Okay, this week in Hebrews 11, I’m studying Samson. This dude was crazy. I really encourage you to read Judges 13, 14, 15, and 16. It’s really an entertaining story. Firstly, he’s a nazarite which are guys that didn’t shave their heads and were completely devoted to God. He was BORN one. That’s pretty cool. … Continue reading →

Righteousness and Justice are the foundation of your throne. Love and faithfulness go before you. Psalm 89:14 Let me share with you what I have been learning. I read this book “The Last Word and the Word after That” by Brian McLaren. The book starts off about heaven and hell but ends in this strange … Continue reading →

Well hey there. I just got back (on Friday) from a Holland America line cruise of Southwestern Alaska (and a bit of Canada, eh?) Instead of writing it in essay form, I decided to try a numbered list. Deal with it. 1) Holland America is for old people. Out of 1500 passengers, 100 were 20 … Continue reading →

Another day at the Mall: Me: Ooh, look at how cute that skirt is!! Josh leans over Me: What are you doing? Josh: I was throwing up. Me: Why? Josh: I’m trying to participate in the conversation. Continue reading →

So today I tried to be nice and make fudgy bon bons for the people at my work. It’s neat. If you’ve never tried fudgy bon-bons, I feel sorry for you. It’s a hershey’s kiss wrapped in fudge with white chocolate (i.e. the bane of my exsistence). It started out well, except that I threw … Continue reading →

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you…Fat Beth…   Please refrain from snickering until I have left the room. Thank you. Continue reading →

When did we decide that God likes monotany? Look at the abundance of animal life. You can’t get much different than a minnow is from a llama. Why do we feel like all Christians have to be cookie cutters of each other? Newsflash: We don’t. God made us different, gave us different circumstances, why would … Continue reading →

Rebekah W. and I had a goal. It was to be able to wear a sports bra as a shirt (if we wanted to). I’ve decided that is probably going to be beyond my reach…forever. I don’t eat healthy enough. Oh well. Today a man that has a skin disease brought clothes to the cleaner’s. I … Continue reading →