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Eat My Shorts, Academia.

(Remember how I’m in school? You probably don’t because I never talk about it because all my studying is done in the mornings before work while the rest of you bing-bongs are working your 9-5s.) Dear Academia, I successfully completed last semester’s course and registered for this semester’s. Last semester, the class was centered around … Continue reading

School

Rodney the Ram

I don’t know that there is a worse mascot than a ram. Perhaps the Itasca Wampus Cats, although that mascot is more AWESOME than lame. A ram just doesn’t strike fear into the heart of  a Viking or a Unicorn. Especially if it’s named Rodney. I mean, what happened to Dirk or Ripsaw? In August, … Continue reading