Tag: Gracie

  • Things Currently Depending on Me for Survival

    1.  This little bag of bones. I routinely throw the ball for her and initiate games of  “Haunted House”, where I turn all the lights off and then jump out at her (she loves it, I promise). I even continued to love her when she decided to add a little something extra to my I-have-the-house-to-myself…

  • Death Wears Purple Tennis Shoes: Week 4

    (Sigh, okay this is actually from last week but I’ve been busy) Gracie came with me on my interval run this week (six minutes of running/three minutes of walking x5). Luckily, I earned my place as the neighborhood lunatic in the process. Gracie is “leash trained” but she still goes psycho when she sees another…

  • Okay, dog. You win.

    My dog is smarter than me. Correction: She is smarter than me AND Alex. Or maybe she just knows how to persevere and wear us down, bit by discouraging bit. I mentioned that we had some trouble crate training her. She would poop in her crate EVERY TIME we put here in there and eventually, we got…

  • Spaghetti Face

    Dear Party-goers- I think I partied a little too hard last night. Alex accidentally forgot that I love to eat trash, so he thought nothing of putting out an entire bag full of spaghetti on the back porch. While you were talking about love, I was gorging myself on the classic Italian dish, complete with garlic bread.…

  • Tick Attack: Betcha Can’t Eat Just One

    If anyone can locate the actual TicTac slogan, feel free to let me know. I couldn’t find it after seconds of searching on wikipedia, so it’s obviously not on the internet. Gracie (my dog) and I had a rough morning on Thursday. My mornings are supposed to be full of waxing on about andragogy and…

  • 2011: A Year in Review

    Hello friends and family- If you were breathlessly checking your mailbox every day for a Christmas letter from Alex and Beth, you can breathe now. Here it is….in all its glory.  Don’t get me wrong. I love sending people mail but I just bought replacement ink for our printer after months of us talking about…