Life with Jesus

Today….


I ate pizza with a fork.


I had a lizard in my bathtub.


I kicked a cell phone and bled.


I watched as a customer simultaneously demanded that we pay for her ruined 250 dollar scarves and that we sew elastic into her stretched out underpants.


I said, “Oh, look at that cute baby. He looks just like a Nazi.”


I got a six year battery for my car.


I watched too much TV.


I talked about the existence of hell.


I made lemon pudding ice cubes. I haven’t tried one yet.


I fed Josh chicken doused in marinade instead of BBQ sauce.


I felt free.


 

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