Is it a little much if I share with you that I am reteaching myself Calculus from a textbook? Let’s face it. Limits and derivitives are the cognitive equivalents of running a marathon (which I can’t physically do). Perhaps I will never escape the legacy of my nerdy maiden name… Perhaps I am okay with … Continue reading →

Yes, good question. How would Jesus drive? If He wouldn’t mutter names under his breath or slap his steering wheel or yell “Buttface” at people, then it’s not like me. Since Jesus didn’t really have a car, the only example we have of Him riding anything was a donkey with everyone admiring Him from the … Continue reading →

Alex and I went camping this weekend with some friends. We got there kind of late on Friday and set up camp. Then, Alex and Benjamin wanted to go fishing so we drove up to the dock. Alaina and I just sat and chatted. I told her about a crazy friend that I had in … Continue reading →

Today, as we pulled up to the International Museum of Cultures which I wasn’t sure was going to be cool or lame, our junior high student said, “This looks like a place where you fix cars.” To which I doubled over in laughter and then pulled myself together and told her that it wasn’t and … Continue reading →

So, Alex and I went to Cozumel on our honeymoon. The resort was beautiful, the beaches were beautiful, it was just beautiful. We wanted to experience as much as we possibly could so, we thought we would give scuba a try. Neither of us had ever done it, so we signed up for a beginning … Continue reading →

Have you ever had one of those moments where you have willed yourself not to do something, but then some mysterious force within you does it anyway? I do it almost daily. Just as one permanent example, you should never tell me that you have a body part that is hurting (i.e. “Oh, Beth. I … Continue reading →

mike check, mike check. 1,2,3.   Hello again, xanga. Continue reading →

1. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?Maybe a neighbor, but probably not. We’re all hermits here.2. Do you still talk to the person you kissed last?I believe I have talked to him four times today (stupid health insurance stuff)3. Have you ever punched a tree?No, but it sounds like something I … Continue reading →

This is going to be real short because I have important things to do…like finish my last Spanish ensayo. I got rear ended last week but don’t let it fool you. It’s $1900 worth of damage. Dealing with the girls’ insurance company has pretty much been the worst nightmare of my short adult life. Today … Continue reading →

Dear wedding: May I please have my life back? Thanks. Beth Continue reading →