So…I acquired a new piece of jewelry today…..     i’m n-gauged. Continue reading →

The roach man came this morning to spray, thankfully. I was in my underwear. That was cool. I was further initiated into being a “real” employee at work yesterday. A lady wanted to dry clean her pants with poop on them. I got to tag them. Yippee! I carried them to the poop spot in … Continue reading →

So last night on CSI, someone died. She was a mom who had abandoned her family and then come back. Catherine found out that the daughter was lactating (meaning: you could milk her); thus, she was pregnant. They thought there was some incest going on with the father. When they got her checked out, they … Continue reading →

I’ve been reading some old blogs. I used to be witty and spiritual. Now, I struggle just to be witty. Dear Children, let us not love with words or tongue but with actions and in Truth. 1 John 3:18- memorized today during History while not  taking notes. Remembe when it was cool to say “You can … Continue reading →

I received my first paycheck today. 109 smackers with my name on it. Work? Yes, please. Continue reading →

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Dear Sin- I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit.You’re scum between my toes. Love, God Continue reading →

Today I kicked the Denominations monster in the face and went to help out with a Sunday School type class at St. Mary’s Catholic church upon the invitation of mi amiga, Alex. It was actually a crash course in Catholicism because some of the kids are getting ready for their primera Comunion (first communion) in … Continue reading →

Josh has to do this Art History project where he advertises places you could go if you could time travel. I helped him with slogans: Roam Rome Get Greece-y! Those are the best. Believe me. It’s too late for me to be thinking.  (Today my coworkers- two college aged boys- talked about a certain part … Continue reading →

Remember that time the Mormon’s remembered that I had gone to Syria over Spring Break and they wanted to see my pictures? I do. Continue reading →