Life with Jesus

If God says so…

Once I was standing awkwardly outside the downtown library waiting for a friend to park and a homeless man walked up to me and said,

“God told me to ask you for a dollar.”

So I did.

Who am I to sully God’s name if He actually did tell that guy to ask me for a dollar? Stranger things have happened. In other news, apparently I’m a complete pushover so if you want something from me, all you have to say is:

“Beth, God told me to ask you to lick the inside of my nose.”

And I might just do it.  

What do you think?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s