Life with Jesus

{second entry of the day}


I’m in the process of moving out of my dorm room and I thought I should say a few words in rememberance: [Note: most of these are probably sarcastic, but if it sounds like I would really miss it, then I probably will really miss it]


Oh dorm room, how I will miss your:


water pressure


avocado green closets


neighbors that like to leave their annoying cd alarm clocks on for 45 minutes


zebra print carpet


constant need for vacuuming


flourescent lighting


lights that go out at least once a week


doors that slam


beds that have pee pads on them


distance from anything remotely convenient for parking


complete lack of privacy


toilets that will suck you in if you stand too close


bathroom that has a stall


TV cable cord that is duct taped across the ceiling


fire drills at 0 o clock in the morning


cell phone signal blockage


ability to make me always want to take a nap on my peepad bed


doors that slam without fail


close proximity to the coolest suitemates ever


permittance of only eating things that we can cook in the microwave or in a hot pot illegally


constant flow of Starting Over, my very favorite show


convenience to classes; how I can leave 3.4566 minutes before and still make it on time


your air conditioner that Eliz likes to turn on 80 degrees


I salute you, dorm room. Godspeed.

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