I bought a five dollar gift card (for an amigo) and a Bible (for a presentation) tonight at Wal Mart. Here’s how my conversation with the cashier went:

Her: Are you buying someone a gift?

Me: Yeah. It’s a friends’ birthday.

Her (talking about the Bible): Well, that’s a good gift. You know, Eternal Life.

Me (thinking that it’s really weird this lady is calling five dollars to walmart eternal life): Yeah, I know. College kids can live off five dollars for a long time. It’s crazy.

Her: (silence)

Ah, what a great way to finish up the day.