Tag: neighbors

  • Consumerism: A Conversation with God

    Consumerism: A Conversation with God

    God: Hey there, sister. How you doin? Beth: Well, this hasn’t been the best day. I should have listened to Alex when he told me not to read the Kindle in the bathtub. They’re skinny but those things pack a serious punch… Am I dead? No, you’re not dead. Just temporarily knocked out for a…

  • 2011: A Year in Review

    Hello friends and family- If you were breathlessly checking your mailbox every day for a Christmas letter from Alex and Beth, you can breathe now. Here it is….in all its glory.  Don’t get me wrong. I love sending people mail but I just bought replacement ink for our printer after months of us talking about…

  • Scary-oke

    I had a new life experience last night. I sung “This Kiss” by Faith Hill with my sister in front of a crowd of about 12 juior high kids and drunken college students and  a few people that know me.  It was mildly mortifying.  The worse part was getting up the nerve to do it…